Golf #4
Italians should never take up The Hard Hearted Game of Golf
Golf only wants The Perfect Strikers
Rip down center cut
In the hole
Else you won’t be getting any Pars
We should have learned the Gods can’t stand
Perfection
In the hands of man
Close enough is plenty for mortals from The Boot
Say, putt rims cup
Ball lips out
Teases you
Take another stroke
Friends walk away
Leaving you to pursue The Caledonian Agony
Italians make great renaissance painters, casanovas,
A capella tenors, fashionistas,
Vespa riders, macaroni eaters
Watch above the Sistine Chapel
The hands
Those beautiful hands
God and Adam never touch
They just come close
God reaches for Adam forever
Adam reaches for God forever
What twisted rule would score such reach a bogey?
Golf is just not the way Italians play
Italians should never take up The Game
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